I thought I'd kickoff the soccer season with some fresh customs. Since my man Guy has no team playing to root for today, I'll start with his Everton squad.
First up is USA goalkeeper extraordinaire, Tim Howard.
Next, is pretty boy Mikel Arteta. I think Guy is gonna name his son after this fella if he gets the chance.
For those of you who don't like pretty boys, here is his hot wife instead.
One of Guy's other favorite players is Marouane Fellaini. Whoops, I got my photos mixed up...
here we go, this is the right one.
Captain Canuck is also an avid EPL fan. His favorite team is ManUre. Oops, sorry just a little typo there. ManUtd is his favorite. My bad.
Rio seems like he's been around forever. I miss his braids.
Maybe once Rooney's hair transplant is all grown in, he'll get braids instead.
Nani likes to go by one name and pretend he's from Brazil. He's really from Portugal.
Last buy certainly not least are my Magpies of Newcastle!
Ben Arfa missed almost all of last season due to a double fracture in his leg. I expect great things from him this season.
Even though the back of his jersey says Jonas, he is not the fourth Jonas brother. Jonas is actually his first name as in Jonas Gutierrez.
The final Toon player here is Joey Barton who has done his darndest to get himself shipped out of Newcastle lately, but for now he'll remain on Tyneside.
So, there you go. Are you in the mood for a little association football now? Later.