What the Heck!!! That is the best they could do?? Who the hell is that, 'cause I'm sure not that much of a dork. Why didn't anyone tell me they were shooting that day? I look like I put a whole box of breathe right strips on my nose so I wouldn't keep my roommate awake and forgot to take them off! Not to mention the fact I'm in a practice jersey against a plain BROWN wall! Why didn't I get a fancy photo shoot in an actual game uniform and get to jump off a trampoline or something into some sort of awesome pose? This sucks, I should have been a wide receiver!! They always have cool cards.
Aww, man! You've got to be kidding me!! I just had the best season of my career! I'm a Super Bowl MVP! What the heck is this, showing me getting high/lowed, like some pansy no-name spare? Couldn't they have gotten a picture of me doing my endzone celebration or breaking some DB's ankles with a juke move? I'm a wide receiver for crying out loud, not some offensive tackle! Man, I get no respect. This wasn't how I thought my card would look!